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A Chiton Sea Yarn
The
last days of the Misfit. As told by
Graham Smith.
When
I first arrived at Chiton Rocks in late 1979. I found to my delight
the old Port Noarlunga SLSC surf boat Frieda Corpe
now renamed appropriately Misfit after the bunch
of misfits who patrolled Chiton Beach.
Port
Elliot SLSC members and other clubs called Chiton members Misfits
because of their excentric behaviour and totally different ways
of going about things, as compared to other more genteel
clubs. Well cobbers, thats us and we like it that way.
Anyway
back to the story. I had rowed Frieda at Port Noarlunga
and so she held fond memories for a much younger and carefree
lifesaver by the name of Graham Smith.
The
boat was named after Mrs Frieda Corpe, the wife of a wealthy
Port Noarlunga builder, and a benefactor of the original Port
Noarlunga LSC and later SLSC. She resided in a huge white house
still standing just south of the present Port Noarlunga SLSC.
It
was common practice in the early 80s, pre IRB days at Chiton,
to have a row whilst on patrol. Jim or Hocko would usually sweep.
The crews were scratch crews made up of green rowers such as
Jack, Beetle, Doctor Death, JJ etc. A sprinkling of experience
was added by using Frank Drenth, myself or some of the Henley
boys who were always on hand.
Easter
1980 rolled in and with it huge surf across southern Australia,
from Margaret River, WA to Cape Patterson, Vic. The Bells Easter
Classic was held that weekend and on TV it looked huge. Radio
reports had most ocean surf beaches peaking around 15 feet or
more. Older surf and marine types said it was the biggest surf
in memory.
No
one could get out at Chiton, either swimming or on craft. Our
best two swimmers, Frank Drenth and Bob Lindsay were defeated
each time they tried. The bar was suicidal.
A
much younger Dwayne Thuys and Greg Juniper (State Champion from
Chrities Beach SLSC) had a crack at it. Greg didnt make
it but Dwayne did, but he broke his racing mali coming in.
Chiton
was going right off and out of control at the reef - a long way
out. It was genuine 13-15 foot. There is a photo in surf house
to prove it, taken by Bob Sparrow of Moana SLSC. Scary Stuff!!!
It
was then that Hocko had an idea. Get a crew and crack one from
out the back. Shit, I thought, This is madness.
We all stood there, Gutless wimps, Hocko cried. I'm
in, I said. Other fools were Frank, Fitzy from Henley and
Mark Big Wipeout Siebert.
We
took off shaking. Scared shitless we all were, apart I suspect
Hocko who was young and bloody fearless.
Hocko
held us in the westerly rip between shore and the bar. We drifted
along holding water with the oars awaiting our moment of doom
or glory. In his command we pulled hard and startout through
Sneaky Right with the rip.
We
lead charmed lives. We got out the back in a relative lull in
waves only 6-8 foot dry and clean. God has mercy after all.
We
waited. Shit, Im too young to die, thought
the younger and more gung-ho Smithy.
Hocko
spied a monster on the horizon. We begged for forgiveness from
the great surf god, Huey.
Hockos
college - like vocabulary called to us in a quiet and gentle
urging. Row you fuckers. Row!
Unfortunately
it was a total stuff up. A late take off. We screamed down the
face of a 100 foot wave or was it 15 foot? Doesnt matter
really. It was big.
Things
started to go terribly, terribly wrong. Hocko was tossed out
taking the sweep oar with him. Fitzy was, I think thrown out.
Mark cried, Stuff this. And like a rat on a sinking
ship, he leapt out to the mercy of the ocean.
Well
that left Frank and I alone in an out of control surf boat going
ballistic with oars flapping and a huge angry sea. Not a cool
place to be when one has ones life ahead all planned out. Marry
cathy, get house, get good job etc etc. All was lost I thought.
But no. Pack the high side Graham, cried fearless
Frank. We were going sideways and totally out of control.
BANG.
We hit the mainland of Southern Australia. The old Misfit
popped stringers all across the beach.
She
was fucked. So were we. Next morning my girlfriend, now Mrs Smith
and I collected many pieces of the boat wood from Chiton Beach.
Her days had come to and end. The boat that is, not Cathy.
A
few months later we burnt Frieda/Misfit and that
in itself is a very funny story as Jimmy will agree. It involves
a woman, her young daughter, a recently separated President Frank
Drenth and Jim.
I
have a small Stringer from Misfit with the date and
names of the crew on it. It will be mounted in the bar area with
a copy of the surf house photo (see photo at start of story)
to state this little bit of our unique history can be preserved
for always.
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